"Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shyell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There waas a hermit crab inside and itt pinched her ear. Shhe never wats to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had too tell someone!"